RECIPE FOR DISASTER (on a small scale)
Take one dirty little dog that weighs less than six pounds
Add water and some shampoo.
Add some more water
Add some more shampoo
… Say some bad things under your breath because the dog shook when your hands were busy
Add some more water and shampoo
Reverse the process now with more water
Take one dirty little dog that weighs less than six pounds
Add water and some shampoo.
Add some more water
Add some more shampoo
… Say some bad things under your breath because the dog shook when your hands were busy
Add some more water and shampoo
Reverse the process now with more water
The whole process will only fill a small swimming pool (inground, that is)
Remove the shampoo
Add five or six towels
Add hair dryer
Clean dog now shivering like a chipmunk and looking like the poster puppy for the SPCA
Time to complete: 1 1/2 hours.
Time to clean up the bathroom. 1 hour
He better stay clean until Spring.
Add five or six towels
Add hair dryer
Clean dog now shivering like a chipmunk and looking like the poster puppy for the SPCA
Time to complete: 1 1/2 hours.
Time to clean up the bathroom. 1 hour
He better stay clean until Spring.
Add a glass of wine (optional)
Give the next dog groomer you encounter a hug.
